Once I sat down to think and ponder
On life's meaning and all its wonder

I sat and thought and sure enough
I couldn't think of anything but fluff

So I told myself "harder, use all your might"
Moments later came a brillant flash of light

My heart raced wildly, like a runaway horse
When a voice I heard with power and force
And spoke these words that I sadly heard
"I almost ran over you in the dark, you Nerd:

Get out of the freaking road!"